I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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