well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
pray to the hookup gods
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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