Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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