Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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