fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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