I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize
