Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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