What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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