They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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