My brain says no but my pants say off.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
