So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Can I color on your dick again?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
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