ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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