It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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