Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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