dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
