Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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