Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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