Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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