Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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