Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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