You can't motorboat a personality
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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