her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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