toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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