I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Randomize
