they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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