why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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