question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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