You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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