Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Randomize
