she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I think I just sharted jello shots
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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