so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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