Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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