how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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