Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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