so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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