Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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