So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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