haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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