I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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