Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Panties = found
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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