I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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