No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
