I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My vagina just recognized that song.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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