Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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