Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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