why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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