God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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