Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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