is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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