Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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